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1FTR : One For The Road
24/7 : 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
5PT : Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
A/S : Age/Sex
A/S/L : Age/Sex/Location
AA : Adios Amigo
AA : Alcoholics Anonymous
AAAAA : American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF : As A Matter Of Fact
AATK : Always At The Keyboard
ABCD : Any Bozo Can Do
ABT : About
ACD : Alt Control Delete
ACK : Acknowledge
ACK : Acknowledged
ACRONYM : Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN : Any Day Now
AFAIAA : As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC : As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS : As Far As I Can See
AFAICT : As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK : As Far As I Know
AFAIR : As Far As I Recall
AFAIR : As Far As I Remember
AFAIUI : As Far As I Understand It
AFAYC : As Far As You're Concerned
AFAYK : As Far As You Know
AFB : Away From Brain
AFC : Away From Computer
AFCPS : Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA : A Few Days Ago
AFDB : A Few Days Back
AFK : Away From Keyboard
AFTP : Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AFU : All Fucked Up
AI : As If
AICMFP : And I Claim My Five Pounds
AIH : As It Happens
AIIC : As If I Care
AIR : As I Recall
AIR : As I Remember
AIS : As I Said
AISB : As I Said Before
AISI : As I See It
AIUI : As I Understand It
AIW : As It Was
AIW : As It Were
AKA : Also Known As
ALA : As Long As
ALAP : As Late As Possible
ALG : Ain't Love Grand
AMAP : As Many As Possible
AMAP : As Much As Possible
AMD : Air Movement Device
AMF : Adios Mother Fucker
AMF : Adios My Friend
AMF : All My Fault
AMIGA : A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AML : All My Love
ANFAWFOS : And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
ANFSCD : And Now For Something Completely Different
ANSI : American National Standards Institute
AOL : America On a Leash
AOL : America On-Line
AOL : Army Of Lamers
APAC : All Praise And Credit
APPLE : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARE : Acronym-Rich Environment
ASAFP : As Soon As Fucking Possible
ASAHP : As Soon As Humanly Possible
ASAP : As Soon As Possible
ASCII : American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASF : And So Forth
ASL : Age/Sex/Location
ASO : And So On
ATB : All The Best
ATLA : Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM : At The Moment
ATM : Automatic Teller Machine
ATSL : Along The Same Line
ATTN : Attention
ATTYOB : Anything That Turns You On Baby
AUDI : Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AWCIGO : And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA : Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again
AWGTHTGTTA : Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY : Are We Having Fun Yet
AWOL : Absent Without Leave
AWS : As We Speak
AWYR : Awaiting Your Reply
AYBABTU : All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AYCOOYM : Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYF : All Your Fault
AYK : As You Know
AYOR : At Your Own Risk
AYPI : And Your Point Is
AYT : Are You There
B/C : Because
B4 : Before
B4N : Bye For Now
BAB : Build A Bridge
BAC : Back At Computer
BAC : By Any Chance
BAD : Bad As Designed
BAF : Brain Already Fried
BAIC : Boy, Am I Confused
BAK : Back At Keyboard
BAMF : Bad Assed Mother Fucker
BANANA : Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAS : Big Ass Smile
BASIC : Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
BASIC : Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BB : Be Back
BBFN : Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB : Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF : Be Back In A Few
BBL : Be Back Later
BBN : Bye Bye Now
BBR : Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS : Be Back Soon
BBS : Bulletin Board System
BBSL : Be Back Sooner or Later
BBW : Big Beautiful Women
BC : Basket Case
BC : Because
BCC : Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU : Be Seeing You
BEG : Big Evil Grin
BF : Boyfriend
BFBI : Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFD : Big Fucking Deal
BFFL : Best Friends For Life
BFG : Big Fat Grin
BFG : Big Friendly Giant
BFG : Big Fucking Grin
BFG : Big Fucking Gun
BFH : Big Fucking Hammer
BFI : Brute Force and Ignorance
BFI : Bunch of Fucking Idiots
BFM : Big Fucking Magic
BFMI : Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN : Bye For Now
BFOG : Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG : Big Grin
BGUTI : Better Get Used To It
BH : Better Half
BHB : Big Hairy Bollocks
BIBO : Beer In, Beer Out
BIC : Back In Character
BIC : Best In Class
BICBW : But I Could Be Wrong
BIL : Brother In Law
BION : Believe It Or Not
BIOYA : Blow It Out Your Ass
BIOYIOP : Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BITD : Beaten It To Death
BK : Because
BKA : Better Known As
BKAM : Between Keyboard And Monitor
BLT : Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
BLTN : Better Late Than Never
BM : Bite Me
BMB : Bite My Butt
BMF : Bad Mother Fucker
BMOC : Big Man On Campus
BMTIPG : Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BMW : Big Money Wasted
BMW : Bikes Made Wonderful
BMW : Bought My Wife
BNF : Big Name Fan
BNI : Batteries Not Included
BOC : But Of Course
BOF : Birds Of A Feather
BOF : Boring Old Fart
BOFH : Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA : Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOL : Best Of Luck
BOOMFM : Bored Out Of My Fucking Mind
BOOYFM : Bored Out Of Your Fucking Mind
BOS : Big Orange Switch
BOT : Back On Topic
BOTE : Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC : Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB : Be Right Back
BRBDGA : Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
BRBGTGP : Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS : Best Regards
BRS : Big Red Switch
BS : Big Smile
BS : Bull Shit
BSEG : Big Shit Eating Grin
BSF : But Seriously Folks
BSG : Big Smiling Grin
BSG : Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSOD : Blue Screen Of Death
BSOM : Beats the Shit Out of Me
BST : But Seriously Though
BTA : But Then Again
BTAICBW : But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM : Be That As It May
BTC : Biting The Carpet
BTDT : Been There Done That
BTDTGTS : Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
BTDTGTTS : Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTFT : Been There Fixed That
BTHOM : Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTK : Back To Keyboard
BTLSOM : Beats The Living Shit Out Of Me
BTOBD : Be There Or Be Dead
BTSOOM : Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTU : Back To You
BTW : By The Way
BTWBO : Be There With Bells On
BUAF : Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BUAG : Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BUGS : Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BUICK : Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BWDIK : But What Do I Know
BWFH : Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK : Big Wet Kiss
BWL : Bursting With Laughter
BWQ : Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT : But You Knew That
BYKTA : But You Knew That Already
BYOB : Bring Your Own Booze
BYOB : Bring Your Own Bottle
BYORL : Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C : Cool
C&G : Chuckle and Grin
C/O : in Care Of
C4N : Ciao For Now
CADET : Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CANFU : Combined Army-Navy Fuckup
CAPTCHA : Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
CATCH : Come Again, That Can't Help
CAUL : Complete And Utter Laziness
CB : Call Back
CBA : Can't Be Arsed
CBL : Come Back Later
CC : Carbon Copy
CCOC : Crosley Car Owners Club
CD : Compact Disc
CD-ROM : Compact Disc - Read Only Memory
CD-ROM : Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CE : Creative Editing
CF : Charlie Foxtrot
CF : Cluster Fuck
CFD : Call For Discussion
CFV : Call For Votes
CHEVROLET : Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CIC : Christ, I'm Confused
CICO : Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID : Crying In Disgrace
CIO : Cut It Out
CIS : Compuserve Information System
CLAB : Crying Like A Baby
CLI : Command Line Interface
CLM : Career Limiting Move
CLOAKA : Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CLSP : Cheap Little Sex Poodle
CMIIW : Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNG : Chuckle And Grin
CNP : Continued in Next Post
CO : Conference
COB : Close Of Business
COBOL : COmmon Business-Oriented Language
COBOL : Compiles Only By Odd Luck
COBOL : Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language
COBOL : Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COBOL : Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic
COD : Cash On Delivery
COI : Come On In
COO : Come On Over
COTFL : Crawling On The Floor Laughing
COTFLGOHAHA : Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
CP : Chat Post
CP : Copy Protection
CPF : Can Pigs Fly
CRAFT : Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
CRBT : Crying Real Big Tears
CRPG : Character Role Playing Game
CRPG : Computer Role Playing Game
CRS : Can't Remember Shit
CS : Cop Shop
CSG : Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSS : Can't Stop Smiling
CSS : Cascading Style Sheet
CSW : Can't See Why
CSY : Can't Stop Yawning
CTTD : Cute Things They Do
CTTS : Cute Things They Say
CU : See You
CU2 : See You, Too
CUA : Common User Access
CUA : Commonly Used Acronym
CUIAL : See You In Another Life
CUIC : See You In Church
CUL : Catch You Later
CUL : See You Later
CUL8R : See You Later
CUL8TR : See You Later
CUS : See You Soon
CW : Complete Wank
CW : Current Weight
CWYL : Chat With You Later
CYA : Cover Your Ass
CYA : See You
CYAL8R : See You All Later
CYAL8R : See You Later
CYL : See You Later
CYM : Check Your Mail
CYPUWIPD : Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
D&C : Duck And Cover
D/L : DownLoad
DAMHIKIJKOK : Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK
DAP : Parents Against Dyslexia
DARFC : Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA : Doing Business As
DBAI : Designed By An Idiot
DBBO : Difficult Bits By Others
DBN : Doing Business, Not
DD : Darling Daughter
DD : Dear Daughter
DD : Dreaded Disease
DDD : Deliberate Design Decision
DEC : Digital Equipment Corporation
DEC : Do Expect Cuts
DEGT : Don't Even Go There
DEU : Dumb End User
DFI : Dumb Fucking Idea
DFN : Dedicated Frogans Network
DFTTOM : Don't Forget To Think Of Me
DFU : Don't Forget Units
DGT : Don't Go There
DH : Deaf Hubby
DH : Dear Hubby
DH : Dear Husband
DH : Dick Head
DH : Dumb Hubby
DHCP : Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
DHTML : Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
DIIK : Damned If I Know
DIIN : Damned If I Know
DIL : Daughter In Law
DILLIC : Do I Look Like I Care
DILLIGAD : Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAF : Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
DILLIGAFF : Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
DINK : Double Income, No Kids
DINK : Dual Income, No Kids
DINS : Double Income No Sex
DITUIHIBMSL : Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately
DITUILIBMSL : Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately
DIY : Do It Yourself
DK : Don't Know
DKU : Drop Kick Ugly
DL : Download
DLG : Devilish Little Grin
DLN : Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB : Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY : Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
DMML : Don't Make Me Laugh
DNA : Did Not Answer
DND : Do Not Disturb
DND : Drag 'N Drop
DNPM : Damn Near Pissed Myself
DNPM : Darn Near Pissed Myself
DNS : Domain Name Server
DNS : Domain Name Service
DNS : Domain Name System
DOA : Dead On Arrival
DOB : Date Of Birth
DODGE : Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DOM : Dirty Old Man
DOS : Dead Operating System
DOS : Defective Operating System
DOS : Disk Operating System
DOS : Dozing Off Soon
DRA : Don't Recognize Acronyms
DS : Darling Son
DS : Dear Son
DSH : Desperately Seeking Help
DTD : Document Type Definition
DTHT : Delighted To Hear That
DTOKAB : Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTP : DeskTop Publishing
DTRT : Do The Right Thing
DUCT : Did You See That
DUCWIC : Do You See What I See
DUK : Dead Upon Keyboard
DVD : Digital Versatile Disc
DW : Dear Wife
DW : Don't Worry
DWAI : Don't Worry About It
DWIM : Do What I Mean
DWIMC : Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS : Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID : Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWOL : Drunk while on line
DYE : Damn Your Eyes
DYHABF : Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAGF : Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYHWIH : Do You Hear What I Hear
DYJHI : Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW : Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH : Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYODW : Do Your Own Dirty Work
DYSWIS : Do You See What I See
DYT : Don't You Think
DYTS : Don't You Think So
E2EG : Ear To Ear Grin
ECP : Excessive Cross Posting
ED : Emotionally Disturbed
EDP : Emotionally Disturbed Person
EG : Evil Grin
EGBOK : Everythin's Going To Be Okay
EGC : Extrememly Gruntled Customer
EIF : Exercise In Futility
EMML : E-mail Me Later
EMP : Excessive Multiple Posting
EMS : E-Mail Shorthand
EMSG : Email Message
ENQ : Enquire
EOB : End Of Business
EOD : End Of Debate
EOD : End Of Discussion
EOF : End Of File
EOL : End Of Lecture
EOM : End Of Message
EOQ : End Of Question
EOQ : End Of Quote
EOS : End Of Show
EOS : End Of Story
EOT : End Of Thread
EOT : End Of Transmission
EPBKAC : Error Persists Between Keyboard And Chair
EPU : Evil Parallel Universe
ES&D : Eat Shit & Die
ES&LTHI : Eat Shit & Live To Hate It
ESAD : Eat Shit And Die
ESADMF : Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker
ESAL : Eat Shit And Live
ESBAM : Eat Shit, Bark At Moon
ESOSL : Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP : Especially
ETA : Edited To Add
ETA : Estimated Time of Arrival
ETD : Estimated Time of Departure
ETLA : Extended Three Letter Acronym
EZ : Easy
F2F : Face To Face
F2F : Flesh To Flesh
F4T : Food For Thought
FA : Fuck All
FAAK : Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA : For A Friend Without Access
FAO : For Attention Of
FAQ : Frequently Asked Question
FAQ : Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL : Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAWC : For Anyone Who Cares
FBH : Federal Bureau of Hackers
FBH : Fucking Butter Heads
FBI : Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI : Female Body Inspector
FBI : Full Blown Idiot
FC : Fingers Crossed
FCFS : First Come, First Served
FCOL : For Crying Out Loud
FD : Fuck Dat
FDA : Food & Drug Administration
FDA : Fucking Dumb Ass
FDROTFL : Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FF : French Fry
FFRD : Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
FFS : For Fucks Sake
FFT : Food For Thought
FGS : For Goodness' Sake
FIAT : Finds It Appalingly Tasteless
FIAT : Fix It Again, Tony
FICCL : Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFO : First In, First Out
FIGJAM : Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIGMO : Fuck It, Got My Orders
FIIK : Fucked If I Know
FIIN : Fucked If I Know
FIL : Father In Law
FIOFYF : Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker
FISH : First In, Still Here
FISHDO : Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
FITB : Fill In The Blank
FIWOBATLAAI : Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FKMFATIFKYB : French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back
FLE : Four Letter Expletive
FM : Fucking Magic
FMH : Fuck Me Harder
FMN : Forget Me Not
FMTEYEWTK : Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FNC : Frogans Network Certificate
FNS : Frogans Network System
FNSL : Frogans Network System Language
FO : Fuck Off
FOAD : Fuck Off And Die
FOAF : Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG : Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG : Father Of A Girlfriend
FOC : Free Of Charge
FOCLMAO : Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
FOD : Finger Of Death
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD : Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD : Found On Road Dead
FOS : Freedom Of Speech
FOS : Full Of Shit
FOT : Full Of Tripe
FOTCL : Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FOTM : Flavour Of The Month
FPS : First Person Shooter
FPS : For Pete's Sake
FPS : Frames Per Second
FRE : Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRED : Fucking Rediculous Electronical Device
FRED : Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRZ : Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FSDL : Frogans Slide Description Language
FTASB : Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH : From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTDS : Fuck The Dumb Shit
FTF : Face To Face
FTL : Faster Than Light
FTLOG : For The Love Of God
FTP : File Transfer Protocol
FTS : Fixin' To Start
FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA : Fuck These Stupid Ass Acronyms, They're So Fuckin' Dumb, No One Really Uses Any Of Them, Dumb Ass
FTTT : From Time To Time
FTW : For The Win
FU : Follow-Up
FU : Fucked Up
FU : Future Use
FUA : Frequently Used Acronym
FUA : Fucked Up Again
FUBAB : Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR : Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR : Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR : Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
FUBARWHOF : Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Without Hope Of Fixing
FUBB : Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD : Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
FUD : Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUMTU : Fucked Up More Than Usual
FUP : Follow Up
FUP2 : Follow Up To
FURTB : Full Up Ready To Burst
FUT : Follow-Up To
FWIW : For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR : Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk
FY : Fuck You
FY&TSYRIO : Fuck You & The Sysop You Rode In On
FYA : For Your Amusement
FYATSYRIO : Fuck You And The Sysop You Rode In On
FYDITM : Fuck You Directly In The Mouth
FYE : For Your Entertainment
FYEO : For Your Eyes Only
FYG : For Your Guidance
FYI : For Your Information
FYP : Fixed Your Post
G : Grin
G1 : Good One
G2G : Got To Go
G4U : Good For You
G4Y : Good For You
GA : Go Ahead
GAC : Get A Clue
GAFIA : Get Away From It All
GAFM : Get Away From Me
GAL : Get A Life
GALL : Get A Life, Loser
GAP : Girls Against Pregnancy
GASP : Go Away, Silly Person
GB : God Bless
GBH : Great Big Hug
GBH&K : Great Big Hug & Kiss
GBH&K : Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH&KB : Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GBKU : God Bless and Keep You
GBTM : Get Back To Me
GBU : God Bless You
GBY : God Bless You
GC : Garbage Collect
GD&H : Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GD&R : Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&RF : Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
GD&RVVF : Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
GD&W : Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GD&WVVF : Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
GDNR : Grinning, Ducking And Running
GDNRVVF : Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GF : Girl Friend
GF : Girlfriend
GFAK : Go Fly A Kite
GFC : Going For Coffee
GFN : Gone For Now
GFR : Grim File Reaper
GFU : General Fuck Up
GFU : Good For You
GFY : Good For You
GG : Go Girl
GG : Good Game
GG : Good Going
GG : Gotta Go
GGC : Goo Goo Cluster
GGG : Giggle
GGN : Gotta Go Now
GGP : Gotta Go Pee
GGP : Gotta Go Piss
GH : Getting Hard
GIGO : Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIGO : Garbage In, Gospel Out
GIM : Great Idea Man
GIRO : Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIWIST : Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ : Good Job
GL : Good Luck
GLG : Good Looking Girl
GLG : Goofy Little Grin
GLGH : Good Luck And Good Hunting
GM : General Maintenance
GM : Good Morning
GM : Got Milk
GMAB : Give Me A Break
GMAFB : Give Me A Fucking Break
GMBO : Giggling My Butt Off
GMC : Garage Mans Companion
GMC : Gotta Mechanic Coming?
GMT : Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA : Great Minds Think Alike
GN : Good Night
GO : Get Out
GOB : Good'Ol Boy
GOI : Get Over It
GOK : God Only Knows
GOLD : Getting On Limp Dick
GOOH : Get Out Of Here
GOOMF : Get Out Of My Face
GOOML : Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA : Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI : Get On With It
GPF : General Protection Fault
GPF : Go Puke, Fast
GPY : Grumpy
GR : Get Real
GR&D : Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR&D : Grinning, Running, And Ducking
GR8 : Great
GRUIT : Get Real You Impudent Thing
GSHIWMP : Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTABO : Get That Ass Back On
GTBOS : Glad To Be Of Service
GTFOOMF : Get The Fuck Out Of My Face
GTG : Got To Go
GTH : Go To Hell
GTP : Gone To Pee
GTS : Going To Starbucks
GTSY : Glad To See You
GTTB : Gee That's Too Bad
GUI : Graphical User Interface
GW : Getting Wet
GW : Goal Weight
GWATCDR : God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
H : Hug
H&K : Hug and Kiss
H&K : Hugs And Kisses
H2 : How To
H8 : Hate
HAB : Hot Asian Babe
HABU : Have A Better 'Un
HAGN : Have A Good Night
HAGU : Have A Good 'Un
HAK : Hugs and kisses
HAND : Have A Nice Day
HB : Happy Birthday
HB : Hug Back
HB2U : Happy Birthday To You
HBTY : Happy Birthday To You
HCB : Holy Cow, Batman
HF : Have Fun
HH : Holding Hands
HHGTTG : Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS : Hanging Head In Shame
HHO 1/2 K : Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ : Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOK : Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS : Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY : Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIB : Have I Been
HIG : How's it Going
HIH : Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO : Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIWTH : Hate It When That Happens
HLOL : Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HLOLARAWCHAWMP : Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants
HLV : Hasta La Vista
HLVB : Hasta La Vista, Baby
HMFG : Holy Mother of Fucking God
HMFIC : Head Mother Fucker In Charge
HMFWIC : Head Mother Fucker What's In Charge
HMOFG : Holy Mother Of Fucking God
HMP : Help Me Please
HMT : Here's My Try
HNONA : Hot Nerd-on-Nerd Action
HOF : Hell Of Funny
HOMPR : Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HONDA : Had One Never Did Again
HORU : How Old Are You
HP : Home Page
HPB : High Ping Bastard
HSIBHHUB : Holy Shit It's Batman Holding His Utility Belt
HSIK : How Should I Know
HSP : Highly Sensitive Person
HTB : Heavens To Betsy
HTFSIK : How The Fuck Should I Know
HTH : Happy To Help
HTH : Hope That Helps
HTH : Hope This Helps
HTML : Hyper Text Markup Language
HTSI : Hope That Sinks In
HTTP : HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA : Head Up Ass
HUA : Heads Up Asshole
HUA : Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
HUB : Head Up Butt
HUF : Horny Unattached Female
HUM : Horny Unattached Male
HW : Hardware
HWMBI : He Who Must Be Ignored
HWP : Height Weight Proportional
HWS(PEST) : Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
HWUA : Head Way Up Ass
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
IAAA : I Am An Accountant
IAAL : I Am A Lawyer
IAC : In Any Case
IAD : Internet Acronyms Dictionary
IAE : In Any Event
IAIYH : It's All In Your Head
IANAA : I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC : I Am Not A Crook
IANAL : I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV : I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv
IANYM : In A New York Minute
IARTPFWTSIOWIM : I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IASH : I Am So Horny
IAW : In Accordance With
IBB : I'll Be Back
IBBV : Impossible Bits By Vendor
IBC : Inadequate, But Cute
IBM : I Blame Microsoft
IBM : Idiots Bought Me
IBM : Inadequate, But Marketable
IBM : International Business Machines
IBN : I'm Buck Naked
IBTD : I Beg To Differ
IC : I See
ICB : I Care Because
ICBW : I Could Be Wrong
ICHC : I Can Has Cheezburger?
ICIHICPCL : I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICMP : Internet Control Message Protocol
ICTYBTIHTKY : I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR : I See You Are
ICYDK : In Case You Didn't Know
ICYI : In Case You're Interested
IDBI : I Don't Believe It
IDBY : I Don't Believe You
IDC : I Don't Care
IDD : Indeed
IDGAD : I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAS : I Don't Give A Shit
IDGI : I Don't Get It
IDK : I Don't Know
IDM : It Doesn't Matter
IDMM : It Doesn't Matter to Me
IDMTM : It Doesn't Matter To Me
IDT : I Don't Think
IDTS : I Don't Think So
IDTT : I'll Drink To That
IDU : I Don't Understand
IE : Internet Exploder
IE : Internet Explorer
IE : That Is
IFF : If and only If
IGG : I Gotta Go
IGGNLTL : I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
IGGTOT : I Gotta Go To Other Things
IGP : I Gotta Pee
IGTP : I Get The Point
IHA : I Hate Acronyms
IHATCFYB : I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body
IHTBS : It Has To Be Shown
IHTFP : I Hate This Fucking Place
IHTFP : I Have Truly Found Paradise
IHTG : I Hate To Go
IHTG : I Have To Go
IHYUWIM : I Hope You Understand What I Mean
IIABDFI : If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IINM : If I'm Not Mistaken
IIR : If I Recall
IIRC : If I Recall Correctly
IIRC : If I Remember Correctly
IITYWIMIWHTKY : If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD : If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWTMWYKM : If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
IITYWYBAD : If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB : If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
IIUC : If I Understand Correctly
IIWM : If It Were Me
IIWM : If It Were Mine
IJLS : I Just Like Saying
IK : I Know
IKBA : I Know Bugger All
IKYBYUWYTISBINSYRTWYHINWIM : I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I'm Not Sure You Realize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant
IKYN : I Kid You Not
ILI : I Like Ike
ILIC : I Laughed, I Cried
ILICISCOMK : I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee On My Keyboard
ILICISCOMK : I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke On My Keyboard
ILIWTPCT : I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
ILN : It Looks Nice
ILN : It's Looking Nice
ILSHIBAMF : I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBATF : I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture
ILTNMMAMOTCHYCFAPMSFTJ : I'd Like To Nominate Mike Meyers As Moderator Of This Conference. Honestly, You Couldn't Find A Person More Suited For The Job
ILU : I Love You
ILY : I Love You
IM : Instant Message
IM : Instant Messaging
IMAO : In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO : In My Biased Opinion
IMBO : In My Bloody Opinion
IMBW : I May Be Wrong
IMCAO : In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMCDO : In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO : In My Considered Opinion
IME : In My Experience
IMHBCO : In My Humble But Correct Opinion
IMHO : In My Holy Opinion
IMHO : In My Honest Opinion
IMHO : In My Humble Opinion
IMMOR : I Make My Own Rules
IMNSCO : In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO : In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSVHO : In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMO : In My Opinion
IMOBIHO : In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
IMOBO : In My Own Biased Opinion
IMOHO : In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
IMPE : In My Personal Experience
IMPE : In My Previous Experience
IMPOV : In My Point Of View
IMS : I Am Sorry
IMS : I Must Say
IMU : I Miss You
IMVHO : In My Very Humble Opinion
INGSI : I'm Not Gonna Say It
INL : I'm Not Laughing
INPO : In No Particular Order
INT : I'll Never Tell
IOKIYAR : It's OK If You Are Republican
IOTTMCO : Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOU : I Owe You
IOW : In Other Words
IOWTBT : I Only Want To Be Told
IRC : Internet Relay Chat
IRL : In Real Life
IRMFI : I Reply Merely For Information
IROOC : I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRSTBO : It Really Sucks The Big One
ISAGN : I See A Great Need
ISBAB : I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN : Integrated Services Digital Network
ISDN : It Still Does Nothing
ISIRTA : I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
ISO : In Search Of
ISO : In Support Of
ISP : Internet Service Provider
ISTM : It Seems To Me
ISTR : I Seem To Recall
ISTR : I Seem To Remember
ISWYM : I See What You Mean
ITA : I Totally Agree
ITAH : Is There Anybody Here
ITBUYSIFY : Impossible To Believe Unless You See It For Yourself
ITD : In The Dark
ITFA : In The Final Analysis
ITGLW&TCDR : If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise
ITRO : In The Region Of
ITRW : In The Real World
ITSFWI : If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITWSBT : I Think We Should Be Told
ITYM : I Think You Mean
IUIATT : I Use It All The Time
IUTHALORFH : I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her
IUTHALORFH : I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him
IUTKATS : I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWALU : I Will Always Love You
IWBIWISI : I Will Believe It When I See It
IWBN : It Would Be Nice
IWBNI : It Would Be Nice If
IWBS : I Was Being Stupid
IWIK : I Wish I Knew
IWSN : I Want Sex Now
IYD : In Your Dreams
IYDM : If You Don't Mind
IYF : It's Your Fault
IYFEG : Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM : If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD : If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYL : If You Like
IYO : In Your Opinion
IYSWIM : If You See What I Mean
IYW : If You Wish
J/K : Just Kidding
J4F : Just For Fun
J4G : Just For Grins
J4SAG : Just For Shit And Grins
J6P : Joe 6-Pack
JAFO : Just Another Fucking Observer
JAFU : Just Another Fuck Up
JAM : Just A Minute
JAM : Just A Moment
JANFU : Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
JAS : Just A Second
JASE : Just Another System Error
JAWS : Just Another Windows Shell
JBL : Junk But Loud
JFA : Just Fucking Around
JFC : Jesus Fucking Christ
JFF : Just For Fun
JFG : Just For Grins
JFTR : Just For The Record
JFYI : Just For Your Information
JIC : Just In Case
JK : Just Kidding
JMHFOOC : Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course
JMO : Just My Opinion
JMOOC : Just My Opinion Of Course
JPW : Just Plain Weird
JSNM : Just Stark Naked Magic
JTLYK : Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK : Just Thought You Wanted To Know
JW : Just Wondering
K : Kiss
K : Okay
KB : Kiss Back
KBD : Keyboard
KCBIWIYWI : Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KDW : Keep Digging, Watson
KEAH : Kill Everyone After Hours
KHYF : Know How You Feel
KIBO : Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
KIQ : Keep It Quiet
KISS : Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT : Keep In Touch
KITA : Kick In The Ass
KITB : Kick In The Butt
KMA : Kiss My Ass
KMG : Kiss My Grits
KMYF : Kiss Me You Fool
KOC : Kiss On Cheek
KOL : Kiss On Lips
KOTC : Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL : Kiss On The Lips
KTCOOTN : Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KUTGSAWYAD : Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KUTGW : Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM : Know What I Mean
KYHOOYA : Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass
L : Laugh
L2BS : Licence To BS
L2P : Learn To Play
L2R : Learn To Read
L8R : Later
L8R G8R : Later 'Gater
LAB&TYD : Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
LABTYD : Life's A Bitch, Then You Die
LAGNAF : Let's All Get Naked And Fuck
LAN : Local Area Network
LART : Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LASER : Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
LAY : Looking At You
LDD : La Dee Da
LEO : Law Enforcement Officer
LG : Let's Go
LGT : Link Goes To
LHM : Lord Help Me
LHO : Laughing Head Off
LHU : Lord Help Us
LIFER : Lazy Incompetent Fucker Evading Responsibility
LIFO : Last In First Out
LIHOP : Let It Happen On Purpose
LIRGAS : Like I Really Give A Shit
LIS : Lost In Space
LISP : Lost In Stupid Parenthesis
LISP : Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LJBF : Let's Just Be Friends
LLAL : Laughing Like A Lunatic
LLAP : Live Long And Prosper
LLTA : Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA : Leave Me Alone
LMAO : Laughing My Ass Off
LMAOROTF : Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC : Let Me See
LMC : Lost My Connection
LMCOA : Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO : Laughing My Fat Ass Off
LMFAO : Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMHO : Laughing My Head Off
LMIRL : Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK : Let Me Know
LMS : Let Me See
LMSO : Laughing My Socks Off
LMTFA : Leave Me The Fuck Alone
LMTO : Laughing My Tampon Out
LMTO : Laughing My Tits Off
LMWIS : Lick Me Where I Sweat
LOA : List Of Abbreviations
LOA : List Of Acronyms
LOA : Love On Arrival
LOIS : Laughing On The Inside
LOL : Laughing Out Loud
LOL : Little Old Lady
LOL : Lots Of Love
LOL : Lots Of Luck
LOLA : Laughing Out Loud Again
LOLOL : Laughing Out Loud On-Line
LOLOL : Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
LOMBARD : Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LOML : Light Of My Life
LOOL : Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LOQ : Laughing Out Quietly
LOTUS : Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
LOWNBTD : Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do
LPB : Low Ping Bastard
LSFIAB : Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIPMP : Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSHMBB : Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH : Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB : Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS : Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LSHMSH : Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
LSHTTARDML : Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSP : Less Sensitive Person
LTBF : Learn To Be Funny
LTF : Leap To Frogans
LTIC : Laughing Till I Cry
LTIP : Laughing Till I Puke
LTNC : Long Time, No See
LTNS : Long Time No See
LTNT : Long Time, No Type
LTP : Learn To Play
LTR : Later
LTR : Learn To Read
LTS : Laughing To Self
LTUAE : Life, The Universe, And Everything
LU4E&A : Love You For Ever And Always
LUB : Laughing Under Breath
LULU : Locally Unwanted Land Use
LUSER : Loser User
LUWAMH : Love You With All My Heart
LWR : Launch When Ready
LY : Love You
LYL : Love You Lots
LYLAB : Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS : Love You Like A Sister
LYLY : Love You and Leave You
LYMI : Love You Mean It
LZ : Loser
M$ : MicroSoft
M8 : Mate
MAC : Media Access Control
MAC : Most Applications Crash
MACINTOSH : Most Applications Crash If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MARINE : My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment
MAYB : Mad About You, Baby
MAZDA : Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MBUC : Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
MCIBTY : My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MD : More Dirt
MDA : Mail Delivery Agent
MEG : Mega Evil Grin
MFG : More Friendly Garbage
MFIC : Mother Fucker In Charge
MFN : Main Frogans Network
MFTL : My Favourite Toy Language
MFWIC : Mother Fucker What's In Charge
MGB : May God Bless
MGD : My Gameboy Died
MH : Mostly Harmless
MHBFY : My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC(A) : My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MHOTY : My Hat's Off To You
MHYG : Mind How You Go
MIASGB : Make It A Short GoodBye
MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIL : Mother In Law
MILF : Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
MIPS : Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS : Meaningless Information Per Second
MIPS : Million Instructions Per Second
MIRL : Meet In Real Life
ML : More Later
MLA : Multiple Letter Acronym
MMF : Make Money Fast
MMHS : Make My Heart Sing
MMIF : My Mouth Is Full
MNT : Medical Nutrition Therapy
MOF : Male Or Female
MOF : Matter Of Fact
MORF : Male Or Female
MOS : Member of the Opposite Sex
MOT : Moment Of Truth
MOT : Mug Of Tea
MOTAS : Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD : Message Of The Day
MOTH : Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month
MOTM : Member Of The Month
MOTO : Master Of The Obvious
MOTOS : Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTOS : Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS : Member Of The Same Sex
MP : My Pleasure
MPTY : More Power To You
MS : Masters Degree
MS : MicroSoft
MS : More Of The Same
MS : More Shit
MSCEA : My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
MSG : Message
MSMD : Monkey See Monkey Do
MSS : Member of the Same Sex
MTA : Mail Transfer Agent
MTBF : Mean Time Between Failure
MTF : More To Follow
MTFBWY : May The Force Be With You
MUA : Mail User Agent
MUD : Multi User Domain
MUD : Multi User Dungeon
MUG : Multi User Game
MUNG : Mash Until No Good
MUNG : Mung Until No Good
MUSH : Multi User Shared Hallucination
MYOB : Mind Your Own Business
N/A : Not Acceptable
N/A : Not Applicable
N/A : Not Available
N/M : Never Mind
N1 : Nice One
N2S : Needless 2 Say
NADT : Not A Darn Thing
NAFAIK : Not As Far As I Know
NAGI : Not A Good Idea
NAHM : Not A Happy Man
NAHW : Not A Happy Woman
NAJASC : Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer
NAJASCYYY : Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda
NAK : Not Acknowledged
NALOPKT : Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAVY : Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAYYY : Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda
NB : Nota Bene
NBD : No Big Deal
NBFD : No Big Fucking Deal
NBL : Not Bloody Likely
NBTD : Nothing Better To Do
NC : No Comment
NDA : Non-Disclosure Agreement
NDLWSMB : Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
NE1 : Anyone
NEM : Nothing Else Matters
NERD : National Establishment For Real Dorks
NFG : No Fucking Good
NFI : No Fucking Idea
NFIAA : No Fucking Idea At All
NFS : Need For Speed
NFS : Network File System
NFW : No Fucking Way
NFWM : No Fucking Way Man
NFY : No Fuck You
NG : New Guy
NG : News Group
NG : No Good
NHOH : Never Heard Of Her
NHOH : Never Heard Of Him
NHTOB : Never Heard That One Before
NIAA : No Idea At All
NIC : Network Interface Card
NICBDAT : Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC : No I Don't Want To Chat
NIFOC : Nude In Front Of Computer
NIH : Not Invented Here
NIMBY : Not In My Back Yard
NIME : Not In My Experience
NIMFYE : Not In My Front Yard Either
NIMTO : Not In My Term Of Office
NINO : Nothing In, Nothing Out
NIT : Not In Therapy
NITS : Nervous In The Service
NK : New Kid
NLI : Not Logged In
NM : Never Mind
NM : Not Much
NMI : No Middle Initial
NMJ : Not My Job
NMN : No Middle Name
NMP : Not My Problem
NN : Night-Night
NNTP : Network News Transfer Protocol
NONA : Nerd-on-Nerd Action
NONYA : None Ya Business
NOPE : Not On Planet Earth
NORWICH : Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOYB : None Of Your Business
NP : No Problem
NPAA : No Problem At All
NPF : No Problem Found
NPI : No Pun Intended
NPLU : Not People Like Us
NPNG : No Pain No Gain
NQA : No Questions Asked
NQOS : Not Quite Our Sort
NQWI : Not Quite With It
NRN : No Reply Necessary
NSFW : Not Suitable For Work
NSS : No Shit, Sherlock
NT : No Text
NTDW : Nothing To Do With
NTDWI : Nothing To Do With It
NTG : Not Too Good
NTH : No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA : Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM : Not That It Matters
NTIMM : Not That It Matters Much
NTK : Need To Know
NTK : Nice To Know
NTL : Nevertheless
NTL : Nonetheless
NTTAWWT : Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTTFLS : Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTYMI : Now That You Mention It
NUI : Network User Identification
NW : Next Week
NW : No Way
NWOBHM : New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
NYCTMI : Now You Come To Mention It
NYM : New York Minute
NYP : Not Your Problem
O : Over
OACB : Offensive As Can Be
OAO : Over And Out
OATUS : On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS : On An Unrelated Subject
OB : OBligatory
OBE : Overcome By Events
OBO : Or Best Offer
OBTW : Oh, By The Way
OD : Oh Dear
OD : Overdose
OEM : Original Equipment Manufacturer
OFS : One Finger Salute
OIC : Oh, I See
OJ : Obligatory Joke
OJ : Only Joking
OJ : Orange Juice
OL : Old Lady
OLDSMOBILE : Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
OM : Old Man
OMDB : Over My Dead Body
OMFG : Oh My Fucking God
OMG : Oh My God
OMKC : On My Knees Crying
OMKP : On My Knees Praying
OMW : On My Way
ONNA : Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA : Oh No, Not This Again
OO : Over and Out
OOC : Out Of Character
OOI : Out Of Interest
OOM : Out Of Memory
OOP : Out Of Production
OOS : Out Of Sight
OOSOOM : Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOT : Out Of Town
OOTB : Out Of The Box
OOTC : Obligatory On Topic Comment
OP : Original Poster
OPL : Obvious Panty Line
OPM : Other Peoples' Money
ORN : Oh Really now
OS : Operating System
OS/2 : Obsolete Soon, Too
OS/2 : Operating System 2
OSIF : Oh Shit, I Forgot
OSIM : Oh Shoot It's Monday
OSLT : Or Something Like That
OSOM : Out of Sight Out of Mind
OSU : Officially Sanctioned User
OT : Off Topic
OT : On Topic
OT1H : On The One Hand
OTBE : Over Taken By Events
OTC : Over The Counter
OTD : Out The Door
OTF : On The Floor
OTF : On The Phone
OTK : Over The Knee
OTL : Out To Lunch
OTOH : On The Other Hand
OTOOH : On The Other Other Hand
OTOS : On The Other Side
OTP : One True Pairing
OTT : Over The Top
OTTH : On The Third Hand
OTTOMH : Off The Top Of My Head
OTTOMHAROO : Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTTOMHAROOB : Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTW : On The Way
OTW : On The Whole
OUSU : Oh, You Shut Up
OW : Oh Well
OWTTE : Or Words To That Effect
OYKKAA : On Your Knees Kissing Ass Again
OYW : On Your Way
PABG : Pack A Big Gun
PAW : Parents Are Watching
PBD : Programmer Brain Damage
PBM : Play By Mail (Games)
PBUH : Peace Be Upon Him
PCB : Please Call Back
PCMCIA : People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA : Personal Computer Memory Card International Association
PCO : Please Carry On
PCYLIHOONL : Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PD : Public Domain
PDA : Public Display of Affection
PDE : Puppy Dog Eyed
PDN : Public Data Network
PDQ : Pretty Damn Quick
PDS : Please Don't Shoot
PEBCAK : Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBKAC : Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PENTIUM : Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PEST : Please Excuse Slow Typing
PF&HOMW : Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
PFM : Pure Fucking Magic
PFT : Pause For Thought
PG : Pretty Good
PGP : Pretty Good Privacy
PGY : Post Graduate Year
PHA : Perfectly Hopeless Ass
PHB : Pointy Haired Boss
PHD : Piled Higher And Deeper
PHD : Push Here Dummy
PICNIC : Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIMP : Pee In My Pants
PITA : Pain In The Ass
PITBY : Put It In Their Back Yard
PITFU : Pick It The Fuck Up
PKB : Pot, Kettle, Black
PLBKAC : Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
PLMK : Please Let Me Know
PLMKO : Please Let Me Know, Ok
PLOKTA : Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS : Please
PLUR : Peace Love Unity Respect
PLUTO : Pipe Line Under The Ocean
PM : Personal Message
PM : Private Mail
PM : Private Message
PMBI : Pardon My Butting In
PMETC : Pardon Me Etc
PMFBI : Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI : Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIH : Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMIGBOM : Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI : Pardon My Jumping In
PML : Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP : Peed My Pants
PMP : Peeing My Pants
PMS : Pretty Much Sucks
PMSL : Pissing Myself Laughing
PMYMHMMFSWGAD : Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
PMYMHMMFSWGAS : Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
POAHF : Put On A Happy Face
POC : Peeping Other Chatters
POC : Prisoner Of Chat
POD : Piece Of Data
POETS : Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday
POETS : Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday
POITS : Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday
POLA : Principle Of Least Astonishment
POLA : Principle Of Least Authority
POLP : Principle Of Least Privilege
POM : Phase Of The Moon
POP : Point Of Presence
POP : Post Office Protocol
POQ : Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB : Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
POS : Parent Over Shoulder
POS : Person Over Shoulder
POS : Piece Of Shit
POS : Point Of Sale
POSSLQ : Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTC : Peck On The Cheek
POV : Point Of View
PPL : People
PPN : Programmer Project Number
PPP : Pee Poor Protoplasm
PPP : Petty Pet Peeve
PPP : Point To Point Protocol
PPPP : Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position
PPPPPT : Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
PPTSPAHS : Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PRW : Parents R Watching
PS : Photoshop
PS : Pit Stop
PS : Post Scriptum
PS : Postscript
PT : Physical Training
PTB : Powers That Be
PTL : Praise the Lord
PTM : Please Tell Me
PTMM : Please Tell Me More
PTO : Patent And Trademark Office
PTO : Please Turn Over
PW : Pathetic Wanker
PW : Pow Wow
PYS : Pack Your Stuff
Q&A : Questions & Answers
QDPSH : Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
QDSM : Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QED : Quite Easily Done
QED : Quod Erat Demonstrandum
QFT : Quoted For Truth
QRT : Quit Receiving/Transmitting
QSL : Reply
QSO : Conversation
QT : Cutie
QT : Quiet
R : Are
RA : Research Assistant
RA : Resident Assistant
RAEBNC : Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAK : Random Act Of Kindness
RAW : Rules As Written
RBS : Really Big Screen
RD : Registered Dietitian
RE : Regarding
REMF : Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers
RFC : Request For Comments
RFD : Request For Discussion
RFI : Request For Information
RFT : Request For Thinking
RGDS : Regards
RHIP : Rank Has Its Privileges
RIP : Rest In Peace
RL : Real Life
RLCO : Real Life Conference
RMA : Return Merchandise Authorization
RNA : Ring, No Answer
ROFFNAR : Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL : Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFLABAOTP : Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROFLAHMS : Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROFLAHMSL : Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
ROFLASC : Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLASTC : Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLBSAOTP : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROFLBTC : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROFLBTCUTS : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROFLGO : Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLGO : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLHOLCBF : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROFLHOLCCF : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROFLHOLCDF : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROFLMAO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
ROFLMAO : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLMAOAPMP : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOAY : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROFLMAOOL : Rolling On The Floor Lauging My Ass Off Out Loud
ROFLMAOPIMP : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWPIMP : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWTIME : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLMBO : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROFLMHO : Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROFLOL : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLOLPIMP : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROFLOLVH : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROFLOLWS : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping
ROFLSHIPMP : Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROFLSTC : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROFLSTCIIHO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROFLTC : Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue
ROFLUTS : Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROFLWMK : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers
ROFPML : Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
ROFTTPOF : Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTBA : Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF : Rolling On The Floor
ROTFFNAR : Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL : Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLABAOTP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROTFLACGU : Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up
ROTFLAHMS : Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLAPMP : Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLASTC : Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLASTC : Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBSAOTP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROTFLBTC : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCASTC : Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO : Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCUTS : Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLBTCUTS : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLGO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLHOLCBF : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROTFLHOLCCF : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROTFLHOLCDF : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROTFLMAAOBPO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLMAO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOAY : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROTFLMAOPIMP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWPIMP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWTIME : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFLMBO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROTFLMHO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLMTO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off
ROTFLOL : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLPIMP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLOLWS : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping
ROTFLSHIPMP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROTFLSTC : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROTFLSTCIIHO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLTC : Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
ROTFLUTS : Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO : Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTM : Right On The Money
RPG : Really Pathetic Gamer
RPG : Rocket Propelled Grenade
RPG : Role Playing Game
RPG : Role Playing Games
RSN : Real Soon Now
RT : Real Time
RTD : Read The Documentation
RTFAQ : Read The FAQ
RTFF : Read The Fine Faq
RTFF : Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFFAQ : Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFI : Read The Fucking Instructions
RTFM : Read The Fine Manual
RTFM : Read The Fucking Manual
RTFM : Read The Fucking Message
RTFMS : Read The Fucking Manual, Sir
RTFQ : Read The Fucking Question
RTFS : Read The Fucking Source
RTFS : Read The Fucking Standard
RTI : Real Time Interruption
RTM : Read The Manual
RTM : Read The Message
RTS : Read The Screen
RTSM : Read The Stupid Manual
RTSM : Read The Stupid Message
RUMF : Are You Male Or Female
RUMOF : Are You Male Or Female
RUOK : Are You OK
RWT : Repeat Whole Thing
RYFM : Read Your Fucking Manual
S : Sigh
S : Smile
S&N : Smile And Nod
S/O : Someone
S/TH : Something
S2BX : Soon To Be Ex
S4C : Sorry For Caps
SAAB : Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SAHM : Stay At Home Mom
SAMF : Sad Ass Mother Fucker
SAMFU : Self-Adjusting Military Fuck Up
SAMFUTU : Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual
SAPFU : Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups
SAR : Smart Ass Remark
SASB : Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SAYOR : Speak At Your Own Risk
SB : Smiles Back
SBB : Stupid Beyond Belief
SBCN : Sitting Behind The Computer Naked
SBD : Silent But Deadly
SBID : Shitty But It'll Do
SCNR : Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCSI : Small Computer System Interface
SCSI : System Can't See It
SCUBA : Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
SDIHTT : Someday I'll Have The Time
SEC : Second
SED : Said Enough Darling
SEG : Shit Eating Grin
SEP : Somebody Else's Problem
SETE : Smiling Ear To Ear
SF : Science Fiction
SF : Speculative Fantasy
SFAIAA : So Far As I Am Aware
SFC : Sorry For Caps
SFLA : Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFSG : So Far So Good
SFT : Sorry For That
SGML : Standardized General Markup Language
SH : Shit Happens
SHID : Slaps Head In Disgust
SHIT : Sure Happy It's Thursday
SHIT : Sure Happy It's Tuesday
SHLH : Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically
SHM : Shit Happens, Mate
SHTS : Spit Hitting The Spam
SHTSI : Somebody Had To Say It
SICS : Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIG : Special Interest Group
SIIC : See If I Care
SIIN : Stuffed If I Know
SIL : Sister In Law
SIL : Son In Law
SIMCA : Sitting In My Chair Amused
SITD : Still In The Dark
SIU : Suck It Up
SIUYAS : Stick It Up Your Ass Sideways
SIYH : Sooner If You Help
SLATFATF : So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
SLIP : Serial Line Internet Protocol
SLIP : Single Line In Protocol
SLJ : Shitty Little Job
SLJO : Shitty Little Job Officer
SLV : C'est la vie
SMAO : Showing My Ass Off
SMAR : Suck My Ass Raw
SME : Subject Matter Expert
SMO : Serious Mode On
SMOF : Secret Masters Of Fandom
SMOFF : Serious Mode Off
SMOP : Small Matter Of Programming
SMTP : Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SNAC : Sitting Naked At Computer
SNAFU : Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNERT : Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNFIAA : Still No Fucking Idea At All
SNR : Signal to Noise Ratio
SO : Significant Other
SOB : Son Of a Bitch
SOI : Stink On Ice
SOI : Stunk On Ice
SOL : Shit Out of Luck
SOL : Shit Outta Luck
SOP : Standard Operating Procedure
SOP : Standing Operational Procedures
SOP : Stay Off the Pipe
SOS : Same Old Shit
SOS : Same Old Story
SOS : Sibling Over Shoulder
SOS : Someone Special
SOSDD : Same Old Shit Different Day
SOSO : Same Old, Same Old
SOT : Short Of Time
SOTMG : Short Of Time Must Go
SOVS : Someone Very Special
SOW : Speaking Of Which
SP : sorry for bad SPelling
SPAM : Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email
SS : Smiling Sweetly
SS : So Sleepy
SSB : Smiling Sweetly Back
SSDD : Same Shit, Different Day
SSDD : Same Stuff, Different Day
SSEWBA : Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA : Subject Says It All
ST : So There
ST : Star Trek
ST : Starting Weight
ST : Such That
STBY : Sucks To Be You
ST-DS9 : Star Trek, Deep Space 9
STF : Search The Forum
STFU : Shut The Fuck Up
STFW : Search The Fucking Web
STS : So To Speak
ST-TNG : Star Trek, The Next Generation
ST-TOS : Star Trek, The Original Series
ST-VOY : Star Trek, Voyager
STW : Search The Web
SUCDIC : Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
SUFID : Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUNOILTY : Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
SUQ : Stupid User Question
SUQs : Stupid User Questions
SUSFU : Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
SUYP : Shut Up You Pervert
SW : Says Who
SW : So What
SW : Software
SW : Starwars
SWAG : Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAG : Simple Wild Ass Guess
SWAK : Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK : Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW : Since When Do You Rule The Web
SWL : Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO : She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWPL : Stuff White People Like
SW-SE : Star Wars Special Edition
SWWPACUWELA : Still Wondering Why People Are Coming Up With Eleven Letter Acronyms
SWYP : So What's Your Problem
SYDWBY : See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya
SYIC : See You In Cyberspace
SYITFP : See You In The Funny Pages
SYL : See You Later
SYS : See You Soon
SYSOP : System Operator
SYT : See You Tonight
SYT : Sweet Young Thing
TA : Thanks Again
TADT : They All Do That
TAF : That's All, Folks
TAFN : That's All For Now
TAFT : That's A Frightening Thought
TAM : Tenner A Month
TANJ : There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL : There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAASQ : There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TARFU : Things Are Really Fucked Up
TBC : To Be Continued
TBDL : To Be Discussed Later
TBDML : To Be Discussed Much Later
TBE : To Be Expected
TBH : To Be Honest
TBNT : Thanks But No Thanks
TBYB : Try Before You Buy
TC : Take Care
TC : Telephone Call
TCB : Taking Care Of Business
TCB : Trouble Came Back
TCBY : Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll
TCD : The Cat's Dead
TCOY : Take Care Of Yourself
TCOYF : Taking Charge of Your Fertility
TDD : The Dog's Dead
TDM : Too Damn Many
TE : The End
TEOTWAWKI : The End Of The World As We Know It
TFB : Too Fucking Bad
TFDS : That's For Damn Sure
TFE : Too Fucking Easy
TFM : The Fucking Manual
TFN : Thanks For Nothing
TFS : Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFTT : Thanks For The Thought
TFTT : Thanks For The Tip
TGAL : Think Globally, Act Locally
TGFTCL : Thank God For The Chat Line
TGIF : Thank God It's Friday
TGTF : Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
THHGTTG : The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
THNX : Thanks
THO : Titty Hard On
TIA : Thanks In Advance
TIASIRGOOH : This Internet Acronym Shit Is Really Getting Out Of Hand
TIATLG : Truly, I Am The Living God
TIC : Tongue In Cheek
TIE : Take It Easy
TILII : Tell It Like It Is
TIMTOWTDI : There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO : This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR : This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC : There Is No Cabal
TINSTAAFL : There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TINWIS : That Is Not What I Said
TIP : To Insure Promptness
TIWTGLGG : This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TJATAW : Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TLA : Three-Letter Acronym
TLC : Tender Loving Care
TLD : Top Level Domain
TLG : The Living God
TLTB : Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
TM : Thread Mangler
TM : Tomorrow
TM : Trust Me
TMI : Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU : The More I Know, The Less I Understand
TMSHTF : Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
TMTLTBMG : There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMTOWTDT : There's More Than One Way To Do This
TN : Telnet
TNLNSL : Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook
TNOTB : The Number Of The Beast
TNOTVS : Theres Nothing On Tv So
TNSO : Temptingly Naked Significant Other
TNT : Till Next Time
TNTC : Too Numerous To Count
TNX : Thanks
TOBAL : There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG : This Oughta Be Good
TOY : Thinking Of You
TOYOTA : Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TPAE : The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS : This Program Sucks
TPSS : This Program Sucks Severely
TPTB : The Powers That Be
TQM : Total Quality Management
TRATEOTU : The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
TRDMC : Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS : Tough Shit
TSIA : Title Says It All
TSJD : Texas Size Jelly Donut
TSOHF : Total Sense Of Humor Failure
TSR : Terminate And Stay Resident Program
TSR : Totally Stupid Rules
TT : Take That
TTBE : That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK : To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN : Ta Ta For Now
TTL : Time To Live
TTL4N : That's The Lot For Now
TTLFN : That's The Lot For Now
TTM : To The Moderator
TTS : Tiny Tit Syndrome
TTT : To The Top
TTTH : Talk To The Hand
TTUL : Talk To You Later
TTUL : Type To You Later
TTYL : Talk To You Later
TTYL : Type To You Later
TTYRS : Talk To You Real Soon
TTYRS : Type To You Real Soon
TTYS : Talk To You Soon
TTYS : Type To You Soon
TTYT : Talk To You Tomorrow
TUFD : The User File Died
TVM : Thanks Very Much
TWAIN : Technology Without An Interesting Name
TWIMC : To Whom It May Concern
TWIWI : That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TWYAS : That's What You All Say
TWYT : That's What You Think
TX : Thanks
TY : Thank You
TYCLO : Turn Your Caps Lock Off
TYLE : Took You Long Enough
TYP : Thank You Partner
TYVM : Thank You Very Much
U : You
U/L : Upload
U2 : You Too
UAE : Unrecoverable Application Error
UBD : User Brain Damage
UCCOM : You Can Count On Me
UCE : Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
UDS : Ugly Domestic Scene
UIAM : Unless I Am Mistaken
UL : Upload
UNA : Use No Acronyms
UNCLE : Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants
UOK : Are You Okay
UOK : You Ok
UOM$ : You Owe Me Money
UPGS : Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
UR : You Are
UR : Your
URI : Uniform Resource Identifier
URL : Uniform Resource Locator
URLCM : You Are Welcome
USAFU : Un-Serviceable, All Fucked Up
USB : Universal Serial Bus
USU : Usually
UTC : Under The Counter
UTSL : Use The Source, Luke
UTT : Under The Table
VBEG : Very Big Evil Grin
VBG : Very Big Grin
VBS : Very Big Smile
VBSEG : Very Big Shit Eating Grin
VC : Virtual Community
VEG : Very Evil Grin
VES : Very Evil Smile
VETLA : Very Enhanced TLA
VFM : Value For Money
VH : Virtual Hug
VHS : Video Home System
VLSTGLOI : Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VPH : Visible Panty Line
VPN : Virtual Private Network
VR : Virtual Reality
VT : Virtual Time
VW : Very Wasted
VW : Virtually Worthless
VWD : Very Well Done
VWG : Very Wicked Grin
VWS : Very Wicked Smile
W : Whatever
W : Wink
W/ : With
W/O : Without
W8 : Wait
W8ING : Waiting
WAB : What A Bummer
WAB : What, Another Bill
WAC : What A Crock
WAD : Without A Doubt
WADR : With All Due Respect
WAEF : When All Else Fails
WAF : Wife Acceptance Factor
WAFWOT : What A Fucking Waste Of Time
WAG : Wild Ass Guess
WALOC : What A Load Of Crap
WAM : Wait A Minute
WAMKSAM : Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
WAN : Wide Area Network
WARS : World Acronym Reference Standard
WATB : Whiney Ass Titty Baby
WAUF : Where Are You From
WB : Welcome Back
WB : Write Back
WBASAP : Write Back As Soon As Possible
WBMBF : Wanna Be My Boy Friend
WBMGF : Wanna Be My Girl Friend
WBS : Write Back Soon
WCAGA : What Comes Around, Goes Around
WCTYBTWHTKY : We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
WCUWTELANIGTKWTM : Who Came Up With Those Eleven Letter Acronyms, Nobody Is Going To Know What They Mean
WD : Well Done
WDF : What Da Fuck
WDO : Well Done Opponents
WDOI : Wouldn't Dream Of It
WDYC : Who Do I Call
WDYLL : What Do You Look Like
WDYM : What Do You Mean
WDYMBT : What Do You Mean By That
WDYT : What Do You Think
WDYW : What Do You Want
WEFT : Wrong Every Fucking Time
WEM : Whatever, Man
WFF : Warm Fuzzy Feeling
WFHIT : What Fresh Hell Is This
WFM : Works For Me
WFO : Wide Fucking Open
WG : Wicked Grin
WGACA : What Goes Around Comes Around
WGAS : Who Gives A Shit
WGBTY : Will Get Back To You
WGO : What's Going On
WGTG : Well, Got To Go
WH : What's Happening
WIBAMU : Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI : Would It Be Nice If
WIBNIF : Wouldn't If Be Nice If
WIIFM : What's In It For Me
WIMP : Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing
WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WISP : Winning Is So Pleasurable
WIYGW : Write If You Get Work
WLYK : Will Let You Know
WMMOWS : Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WNOHGB : Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA : Work Of Art
WOB : Waste Of Bandwidth
WOCAB : Who, Of Course, Are Bastards
WOE : Way Of Eating
WOE : World Of Entertainment
WOFTAM : Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOL : Wake-On-LAN
WOL : Way Of Life
WOL : Win Or Lose
WOLF : Witless One Line Followup
WOM : Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT : Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WOWF : Witless One Word Followup
WRATGAS : Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit
WRT : With Regard To
WRT : With Respect To
WRU : Who Are You
WSD : Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
WSLS : Win Some, Lose Some
WT : Without Thinking
WTF : What The Fuck
WTFDIC : What The Fuck Do I Care
WTFDIK : What The Fuck Do I Know
WTFDYTYA : Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are
WTFO : What The Fuck, Over
WTFRU : Who The Fuck Are You
WTFRUTA : What The Fuck Are You Talking About
WTFWT : What The Fuck Was That
WTG : Way To Go
WTH : What The Hell
WTHDTM : What The Hell Does That Mean
WTMKF : Welcome To My Kill Filter
WTTC : Welcome To The Club
WTTM : Without Thinking Too Much
WTY : Waving To You
WU : What's Up
WWS : Wife Wants Sex
WWW : World Wide Wait
WWW : World Wide Waste
WWW : World Wide Web
WWW : World Wild Web
WWYL : When Will You Learn
WYGIWYAF : What You Get Is What You Asked For
WYGIWYG : What You Get Is What You Get
WYGIWYG : What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF : What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLABOCTGWTR : Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark
WYLASOMWTC : Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment
WYMOWS : Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap
WYP : What's Your Point
WYR : When You're Ready
WYSBANRTWYG : What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
WYSBYGI : What You See Before You Get It
WYSIOSALLLWYMG : What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get
WYSIWYD : What You See Is What You Deserve
WYSIWYG : What You See Is What You Get
WYSIWYM : What You See I What You Mean
WYSIWYN : What You See Is What You Need
WYSOH : Where's Your Sense Of Humor
WYTTIWTK : What You Tell Them Is What They Know
WYTYSYDG : What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
X&O : Hugs and Kisses
XAO : Hugs and Kisses
XYL : Ex Young Lady
XYZ : Examine Your Zipper
Y : Why
Y2K : Year 2000
Y3 : Yada Yada Yada
YAA : Yet Another Acronym
YABA : Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YABSA : Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
YAC : Are You Available To Chat
YADS : Yet Another Dos Shell
YAFA : Yet Another Fucking Acronym
YAFIYGI : You Asked For It, You Got It
YANETUT : You Are Not Expected To Understand This
YAOTM : Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAP : Yet Another Ploy
YAS : Young And Stupid
YAW : You Are Wicked
YBS : You'll Be Sorry
YBTMFML : You Belong To Me Forever My Love
YBYSA : You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCDBSOYA : You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass
YCDBWYCID : You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
YCLIU : You Can Look It Up
YD : Yesterday
YD : You're Dead
YFTR : Yust For That Reason
YG : Young Gentleman
YGIAGAM : Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGLT : You're Gonna Love This
YGM : You've Got Mail
YGTBK : You've Got To Be Kidding
YGTBSM : You've Got To Be Shitting Me
YGWYPF : You Get What You Pay For
YHBM : You Have Bin Mail
YHBT : You Have Been Trolled
YHBW : You Have Been Warned
YHGASP : You Have Got A Serious Problem
YHGASPL : You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
YHGMTPO : You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of
YHL : You Have Lost
YHM : You Have Mail
YHMOAU : You Have Messed One Acronym Up
YHTBT : You Had To Be There
YIB : Yeah, I'll Bet
YKIYEI : You Killed It, You Eat It
YKWIM : You Know What I Mean
YKYARW : You Know You're A Redneck When
YKYB : You Know You've Been
YKYBOTLW : You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When
YL : Young Lady
YM : You Mean
YM : Young Man
YMMD : You Made My Day
YMMV : Your Mileage May Vary
YOMMFSWGAS : You've Obviously Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
YOYO : You're On Your Own
YR : Yeah Right
YS : You Suck
YSS : You Suck Severely
YSW : Yeah, Sure, Whatever
YTM : You The Man
YTMND : You're The Man Now, Dog
YW : You're Welcome
YWHOL : Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud
YWSYLS : You Win Some, You Lose Some
YYY : Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
ZA : Zero Administration
ZIP : Zoning Improvement Plan

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